I have made you watch me. I have scoured the internet for you and I have brought you here to watch me. There is now no escape. You are compelled and you can not stop yourself from watching me.
I am now so powerful that dozens and dozens of you people are now glued to my words. I could type a rude word and you would still be there.
See – I still have you.
Just know that I watch you too because I know where all of you live.
My mother did not smack my bare bottom for nothing.